June 2011
3 posts
People of Twitter
Please join in on my new hashtag, “FailedHashtags”
I apparently started writing a poem in my sleep?
I ponder with a forty and a fedora
upon the beat, the lost, and the renaissance
fair and balanced are the worlds falling as callused and cold
as my fingers, unable
to feel the heat of the lamination machine at Kinko’s.
From slotted spoons and sugar cubes
to a needle in a haystack — nay
— a gutter to the tests on the paper,
I shudder at what the future brings
after we win...
May 2011
28 posts
“Baby, I got some good news and I got some bad news. The bad news is, your old...”
– God, I love Twin Peaks
I’m working on a comedy bit for my friend’s acoustic show. I’m getting a wig and pretending to be Danzig who has quit rock and roll and is now doing folk music, and I’m working out all folk versions of Misfits songs. It will either be amazing or fail miserably.
I like to imagine that Dauragon has had sex with every female he posts on his Tumblr, that he has them all taped and labeled, organized nicely in a walk-in closet, and that one day, he’s going to invite me over for a movie marathon.
This really should be my next tweet.
“Sick. Vomiting. There’s a sign in New England. I’m a giraffe. I’m glad that I probably shouldn’t be.”
Writing a comic book that I know will sell in...
Artist kind of confirmed. Details soon.
Going to a friend's house because she said she'd...
I love the motivation I need for a social life.
Ate sushi in the park with good friends and...
My pup is worn out. I actually have time to myself and have no idea what to utilize it with.
Milhouse is playing a theremin
That makes me happy.
“Balls balls balls balls balls. Big Swedish balls crashing airplanes, you...”
– Real notes I found from my International Relations class, 2007
We demand to see the picture of Bin Laden with a...
Because the majority of Americans will totally be able to tell the difference between him and any other mutilated, bearded, Arab man.
My friend’s baby daughter drowned in a bathtub recently. I felt terrible for her loss and told her how sorry I was, but I had to ensure that it wasn’t a witch.
Writing a joke about drowning a baby is difficult compared to the act itself.
Being on the guest list for the Ted Leo show = Win
Singing “Bottled In Cork” along with Jodi from Secret Stars = double win.
Fantastic write-up for my band's reunion show
On May 13th at The Shop in Bloomfield, the founding fathers of freepunk, Brochu, are finally reuniting after a long hiatus due to injuries. Not only will the beautiful noise of fully improvised and unrehearsed post-punk music blow your mind in person, but this reunion is also the release of the EP “Heel,” which will blow your mind repetitively like a looping GIF of that scene from...
February 2011
2 posts
December 2010
3 posts
“My girlfriend left me with a note saying that I didn’t pay enough...”
November 2010
5 posts
There's only one request Leslie Nielsen wanted before being buried in his grave.
What's that?
It's a hole in the ground where they put his corpse, but that's not important right now.
“Every year for Valentine’s Day, my high school had a thing where you could...”
A part of my blog is going to be an archive of new...
So that I don’t forget them and have a scale of how popular they are based on likes and reblogs. They’ll be in the form of quotes, I guess, so that I can differentiate them from my regular posts. Okay that’s all.
October 2010
15 posts
DOOMSDAY FIX!
omebody informed me that “Doomsday” doesn’t work on real hardware. I actually didn’t try it until just a bit ago, and that person was right. I went back and noticed an oversight that caused this problem. Here is the link to the fixed version of the piece.http://www.sendspace.com/file/kmjgpx
HELP!
I’m working on a Kickstarter campaign to get my guitar pedal business running and make my designs available to everybody.
I’m having trouble thinking of prizes for the small donations.
If you were to donate a small amount, what kind of prize would you want?
Download the NES file of my latest piece,... →
An insane thing I might make might be for sale
Basically, I was probing my Voodoo Lab Sparkle Drive. I noticed some cool stuff connections that I may throw some switches on. However, I also found a connection that turns it into an oscillator/synth thingy. Basically, it’s an overdrive pedal, but at the flip of a switch, it’s own instrument controlled with a knob. You can’t use them both at the same time, but maybe somebody...
LISTEN TO SONGS FROM THE FIRST BROCHU SHOW
Available for a limited time on both the official MySpace and Facebook pages!
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Brochu/121108071280883?ref=ts
http://myspace.com/brochumusic
This band was such an insane concept, and I’m glad that it turned out mostly satisfactory. I don’t think working with anybody besides Jordan Weeks and Greg Cislon would have made this result.
